Byron Redux

Still swamped everywhere I look. Alas. So today you get an oldie but a Goodie about Lord Byron, a Certified Previously Published Post from January 2010.

What did people think of Byron


I've been meaning to post about this for a while. I've finally gotten my act together for our mutual enjoyment -- I hope.

Lord Byron is, as most of you already know, frequently name-dropped in Regency-set historicals. Makes sense. Today we know Byron as a major literary figure. The really great thing about Byron is his reputation as the Bad Boy of the Regency. I have to confess, however, that Byron name dropping is becoming a pet peeve of mine.

Authors of Regency set historical romance often look for Regency-era poets and writers to mention in their books. The intent, of course, is to add background and depth to a story. The problem is that there is now a practically trite set of characters: Byron, Wordsworth, Coleridge, Keats and Shelly et ux. Southey comes in for mention on rare occasion. But I don't often see other authors mentioned.

I've begun to feel as if I know exactly what the author was thinking -- the hero or heroine is reading something. Poetry. Who would the h/h be reading? And the author, being a history nut, already knows these now famous poets, or perhaps Googles and comes up with this list. Byron gets picked a lot. It's almost as if the man was the only poet of the Regency. I get why. He's a fascinating, titillating character who also wrote poetry that will, some two hundred years later, make your breath catch.

I'd like to put forth the argument that writers could do a little better than the stock list. Not that we shouldn't mention these poets. But I do believe it's important to remember that every generational period contains a range of ages, from infant to elderly. We can look back from the comfort of our centuries in the future and say that the man who wrote the words She walks in beauty like the night was (as my mother would say) a beady-eyed genius.

In Byron's own time, you can be assured, there were men (and women) of substance and influence who would have despised Byron for being new and different and young or morally corrupt, or who would have thought, correctly, early on in the poet's career, that here was a young flash who had yet to prove his literary staying power.


Dad: Don't talk to me about that new fangled poetry! New school indeed.
Son: It's really good! Just read it!
Dad: That poser doesn't hold a candle to Pope or Donne. And Milton! Milton! Now those are men who could write poetry! There were rules then and they followed them, by gad!
Son: (rolls eyes) That's so eighteenth century.
Dad: (cups ear) What's that? Eh? Why it's a bell. And it's tolling for thee. (Looks past son) Is that Satan I see coming for you?
Son: I'm going to Almack's tonight. Don't wait up.
Dad: Three AM and not a minute past, young man. (shakes finger) And you ask Miss Crackers to dance. She's got fifty thousand a year.


For readers and authors today, Byron has become a stand in for real meaning. The very word Bryon has become recursive in that Byron refers to and defines itself. No explanation needed. With that self-referential symbol Bryon we no longer need to explain what we mean because the word alone conveys so much that is already understood. Bryon, Byronic. Bad Boy. Genius. Wicked. Fame. Scandal. Sublime. Sex. Untimely death. New. Racy.

Such symbols are handy and they can be used with enormous impact in writing so long as the author understand what comes with the choice. What happens too often, though, is a writer chooses Byron merely because the name is now a reference to a whole constellation of meaning and without due consideration of what comes with that choice.

The result is usually a reference the reader skips over because she already understands what's packed into the symbol. The reader drops out of the story long enough to say, Oh, Byron, and then back. And yes, she picked up the meaning, but without the detail really great writing slips in. Richness of meaning is lost if that's all that happens. When this happens, the story begins to feel like wallpaper.

The writer's job is to find a way to introduce Byron and what we understand to be represented by Byron in a way that prevents the reader from skipping over the reference. It's hard work and it's also why it's becoming even more important to know about other writers of the period. Don't just stand on the shoulders of giants. (Thus concludes Carolyn's Physics joke of the week.)

As a writer, don't make the mistake of mentioning the major poets solely with the knowledge that we have today. Just because we call them the Romantics today does not mean they were called that then (they weren't) or that everyone understood their genius or, conversely, that everyone misunderstood (but for your heroine). When you do that, you're wallpapering your story and it will feel shallow.

By the way, if you carefully read the excerpt I've included, you will find an intriguing clue about how these poets were styled contemporaneously.

During my grad school days, I came across this book: Scribbleomania: or, The Printer's Devil's Polichronicon. A sublime poem By William Henry Ireland. I may have mentioned it in a previous post or two. It was published in 1815, so it's contemporary to our period. Here's the Google Books Link

I was looking for materials that addressed The Minerva Press, which this book does. Scribbleomania is full of names of contemporary and mostly forgotten (except to the PhD sorts) authors -- good information for the historically minded, I dare say. There is also a nice section on Lord Byron, and I thought The Riskies sort of person would be interested to hear how at least one of Byron's contemporaries thought of him and assessed his talent.

Scribbleomania is one long poem about (wait for it!) poetry and literature and the people who write it. I find that to be a rather delicious irony since Ireland's poetry is pretty awful. Though in his defense, he was going for satire, sarcasm and humor. The footnotes are what make for fun reading. There's quite a lot of interesting detail in those footnotes.

Before we get to Ireland's section on Byron, a word or two about the author is in order. The book was actually published anonymously (for reasons I will shortly reveal) under the name Arthur Pendragon. Don't think about that name for too long. . . Groaaaannnnn

Mr. Ireland was, alas, a man of poor judgment and character. His father was a noted collector of Shakespearean documents and young Mr. Ireland took it upon himself to forge some such documents and sell them to his father as the genuine Shakespearean article. The Wikipedia article about Ireland is fairly accurate if you want to know more.

Well, all right, a little additional set up here. Childe Harold's Pilgrimage is the poem that brought Byron fame in his time, and it was published between 1812 and 1818. Not all at once, mind you.

Here we go, in the rhymes of William Henry Ireland:

Lord Byron

ac discas multa, et vites nescire doceri.
Cato. (Take heed to learn many things, and shun not the opportunity to reap instruction.)

Some strange combination must rule o'er the
spheres,
Since our age teems with many Parnassian peers.
A Byron, not lacking of fancy some store,
Who, study possessing, hath purg'd mental lore,
With Strangford respectably gracing my poem,
Whom last I recorded, of lordlings the proem.

This titled enditer, tho' beauties possessing,
Childe Harold must needs with old phrase still be
dressing:
A style of composing shall ne'er claim my praises;
The Muses thus robing in masquerade phases.
For, as planets will oft seem halv'd, gibbous, or
These obsolete terms, to my mind, seem suborn'd
To torture our language, for ages corrected;
Which, now at its acme, must needs be neglected.
Having own'd that his lordship much fancy possesses,
May his flights henceforth throw off such harlequin
dresses.
As a bard thus I grant him the praises his due,
And, with care, bid him Pegasus's journey pursue. (c)



(c) We are frequently told by the reviewers, that birth and fortune do not produce the smallest influence upon their decisions respecting any point connected with the republic of letters; which is, however, to my mind a very problematical assertion.
Notwithstanding due praise be allowed to Lord Byron, on the score of assiduous labour, scholastic acquirement, and classical elegance, he most assuredly cannot at present lay claim to real genius or originality; and, with deficiencies so palpable, the productions of his lordship could never have received those unqualified eulogiums, had not the talismanic charm of nobility infused its balsam as an ingredient into the dose of criticism. Considered in the light of a didactic writer, Lord Byron is deserving a considerable portion of praise; but any attempt to soar into the heaven of heavens, is a task beyond the powers of this Parnassian nobleman.

Some time has elapsed since the former part of this note was committed to paper: since which period a few short ebullitions have met the public eye, that do infinite credit to the muse of Lord Byron. I would, however, most seriously advise this nobleman to apply his abilities to some more sterling and lasting topic: let him obliterate from his thoughts all recollection of the new school. His judgment is obviously much matured; and the style he adopts is seldom characterized by a want of perspicuity: and, as the sublimity of Alpine scenery elevates the soul to the highest pitch of enthusiasm, even so will the mental energies expand in proportion to the grandeur of the subject which is selected to put them into action. Under such an impression, therefore, do I advise Lord Byron to lay the ground-work of a poem, the superstructure of which may justly entitle him to the praises of futurity.


Well. There you have it. Ireland does not seem to have cared much for Childe Harold but was, it would seem, sufficiently impressed by later words to think Byron could do better.

Here's the intriguing clue: let him obliterate from his thoughts all recollection of the new school. From this I feel I can quite cleverly say that these young poets were styled by at least some as New School. I bet there were people ranting against the New School the way Joyce Kilmer had it in for Free Verse and the Imagistes.

I'll leave you with this non-Bryonic tidbit from Scribbleomania because the spirit will be quite familiar:

On the subject of the Irish poet Mrs. Henry Tighe:


So many ladies have written, and still continue to produce trash, that no praise offered at the shrine of feminine excellence should be deemed fulsome; since the panegyric may prompt such unfortunate essayists to consult the productions of the personage so extolled, from whose style they may perhaps be prompted to correct their own effusions, or, if endowed with sense, to discriminate their natural inability, discard the pen, and thus relinquish all literary claims for ever. Independently of the poem of Cupid and Psyche, the lady now under Sir Noodle's review produced numerous other short effusions, all of which are characterized by every requisite that could tend to adorn a female of the most refined taste and exquisite sensibility.


Ouch. Is that a backhanded compliment or what?

As with so many other female writers of the period, she's been dismissed for centuries and her contributions forgotten.

About Mary Tighe who influenced Keats. More about Tighe. Pysche, by Mary Tighe. Here's an 1812 edition of Psyche with other poems. Pysche was originally published in 1805.
Labels: Literature, Lord Byron, poetry

World On Fire

Happy Tuesday, everyone! What a crazy week, right? Luckily here there have been no earthquakes or floods, just continuing heat and drought (two straight months of 105+ temps--I want autumn already!) and I am buried in trying to finish revisions before I go on vacation on the 12th. So this post will be short....

I've been reading Amanda Foreman's fascinating new book, A World on Fire: Britain's Crucial Role in the American Civil War. It's 900 pages so it's taking me a while, but every time I sit down to read I find myself totally engrossed. I'm embarrassed to admit I know so much less about American history than European history, and very little about the Civil War (except what I learned as a kid touring some battlefields with my grandparents!), but almost nothing about European attitudes toward the war, but Foreman's book reads like a novel about complex, fascinating, and very human characters of all sorts (both known and unknown). Their world, much like ours, was caught in the grip of profound uncertainty, and Britain was no exception despite their official neutrality. (British attitudes were especially complex, given how attitudes were overwhelmingly in favor of abolition but Northern mills were heavily dependent on Southern cotton--the blockade threw tens of thousands into unemployment...)

I highly recommend this book! And now I need to get offline and get back to work, so let's look at some historical photos (which I love doing!). Have you read anything good lately? Gone on any good summer vacations?










Earthquakes and Storms - Regency Style


Earthquakes and storms! Last week was quite eventful here in the Washington, D.C., area. Luckily we got through it unscathed. Just a little fear from the earthquake and only a few buildings damaged (this image showing damage to the National Cathedral is from The Atlantic Wire ). Just a lot a twigs and leaves from the hurricane here at our house, although there were several trees down in the Washington, DC area.

I got to wondering what such events would be like during the Regency?

Would there even be an earthquake in the British Isles? Seems even more unlikely than in Northern Virginia. Turns out, I found one—almost. In The London, Edinburg, and Dublin Philosophical Magazine and Journal of Science, Vol. XXI, July-Dec 1842, was an article titled On The Earthquake Felt In Parts Of Cornwall, On February 17, 1842. Not exactly Regency era, but close enough!

The experiences recounted in the article were remarkably like how people experienced the earthquake in Virginia.

At Berkeley Vale, Falmouth:
About twenty minutes before nine a.m., I heard a peculiar rumbling sound, more like the moaning of the wind than thunder, which was immediately followed by a shaking of the doors and windows of the house, the whole effect lasting about half a minute. In the environs of the town of Falmouth, the noise particularly attracted attention, and although but few speak of any tremor, yet all describe it either as resembling the fall of a heavy body, or like a distant explosion. Many persons were fully persuaded a steam vessel had blown up in the harbour.


This about describes what I felt in my house, and many people around this area, still recalling 9/11, first thought of an explosion, a bomb.

The article goes on:
An intelligent person, captain of Poldory mine, describes it thus :—" I imagined some of the empty railroad waggons had been let go at the top of the incline, and were rapidly rushing past the door of my house: my neighbour, a widow woman, ran out shrieking that the side of her house was coming in."

Many here thought the initial sound came from trucks rumbling by. I was, by the way, the modern version of that widow woman above.

I could not find information about hurricanes in Regency England, although there were many accounts of hurricanes in the West Indies and “the Colonies.” What I did find was a description of a gale from the Annual Register, Vol. 60, for the year 1818.

On March 5, 1818, was this report from Portsmouth:

The whole of last night it blew the most tremendous gale from the S. S. E. that can be remembered. The Hamsley, of and from Sunderland, sunk between the buoys of the Horse and the Elbow; the crew took to the rigging, and were all fortunately saved this morning at day light by a pilotboat that went off to their relief. During the gale, the whole of the wood-work of the new Pier at Ryde was washed away, and several houses to the eastward of the pier washed down. The ships in the roads and harbour rode out the gale. The Lively cutter had her bulwarks washed away; the brig Assiduous, Jenkins, parted from one of her anchors; the brig Shillelagh had her boats washed over her side; and the Tamar sloop of war slipped one of her cables.


Images from the Hurricane Irene hitting the east coast came to mind while I read this. Houses damaged. Piers washed away. How our ships took off for the high seas in anticipation of the storm. People needing rescue. Boats damaged.

In the more heavily flooded areas of New York and New Jersey, I watched reports of the rescue of two young men who were caught in the flood. There were reports of several people who tried to be out and about during and after the storm who experienced difficulties.

Here is more of that report from 1818 Portsmouth:
It is with regret that we must close this disastrous relation by stating, the drowning of the Hon. Mr. Thellusson (brother of Lord Rendlesham), Mr. Hassall (son of J. Hassall, Esq. of Hartshorn, county of Derby), and Mr. Leeson (son of the Hon. Mrs. Leeson), all midshipmen of his Majesty's ship Tiber, who left that ship, soon after the gale commenced, in a wherry, which was pooped by a sea at the mouth of the harbour, and was never seen afterward: the waterman (Brown) and a boy also perished. These young gentlemen, who were most highly esteemed by their brother officers, were tempted to leave the ship at this hazardous moment by their anxious desire to see the performance of Mr. Kean that evening.


I guess young men can be foolish in any era.

Did you have any problems with the earthquake or the hurricane? If not these events, what about earthquakes and storms of years past?

Lady Dearing's Masquerade and Kindle Edition Giveaway!

One of the do’s and don’ts I’ve sometimes heard at romance writers’ conferences is to avoid social and political issues (“no saving the whales”). I understand the reasoning. Authors and publishers don’t want to alienate potential readers with controversial issues. And in a romance, the love story should be central.

On the other hand, if we write about characters who are interesting and well-rounded, their views and passions are going to creep into the story, and sometimes that includes social issues.

In coming up with the idea for LADY DEARING'S MASQUERADE, I started with the heroine, Livvy. She appeared briefly in a novella I’d written earlier, so I knew she was a childless, wealthy widow with a bad reputation and no desire to remarry. But when I started to think about her, I learned that she really wanted children. So it was natural for her to become involved with London’s Foundling Hospital.

The Foundling Hospital was founded in 1739 by Thomas Coram, who was appalled by the plight of abandoned children in London. The Hospital raised the children, provided a basic education and helped them find jobs. (Today, the Coram foundation continues to serve vulnerable children.) The Hospital took in foundlings but also had days during which mothers brought babies to the Hospital, generally because they could not afford to care for them. As there were always more babies than the Hospital could take in, admission was by lottery. The mothers who “won” cried as bitterly as those who “lost”. As a mother, I choke up whenever I think of this. Tokens (trinkets or scraps of fabric) were left with the children to aid in identification. Sometimes, though not often, parents were able to reclaim their children.

Strange as it may seem, the Foundling Hospital was controversial. Some people of the upper classes said it was immoral to succor children who were likely to have been born out of wedlock. I find this ironic, because many of the mothers bringing babies to the Hospital were servants who’d been impregnated by “gentlemen” of the households in which they served and in consequence, either lost their jobs or were in danger of losing their jobs.

While I was writing this book, I worried about the mix of elements. Could a story deal with such weighty issues and still be romantic and sexy? But in the end, I think I pulled it off, and I’m happy to be giving the story a new life in e-book form.

What do you think about social issues in romance novels? Should authors avoid them, or are there ways to make it work? Do you have any favorite romance novels that feature characters who feel passionately about some cause?

From comments on this post, I’ll draw five names to receive a Kindle edition of LADY DEARING'S MASQUERADE. If you win, you can also suggest a friend who will receive one as well. You can comment through Friday (one entry per person) and I'll announce the winners next Saturday.

Elena
www.elenagreene.com

Dirigibles and Musketeers!


Apparently I think way too much about movies I am likely not to be able to see until they come out on DVD. So here I am again, talking film (I did not go see Conan after all--early reviews made it look excruciatingly bad, not excruciatingly bad-fun, so we went to see Crazy, Stupid Love, and I do not regret it).

And except for D'Artagnan's unfortunate hair, everything in this trailer makes it look like the film--due out in theaters in October--is fun.

Plus the actors! Matthew Macfadyen, Ray Stevenson, Mads Mikkelsen (swoon!), Christoph Waitz, Luke Evans, and Orlando Bloom--there's a whole lotta fun stuff and good acting to look at there.

And it's well-documented I love mash-ups, so the steampunk aspect of this is also intriguing. I have to admit to having seen the Michael York Three Muskeeteers at least twenty times growing up (and read the book likely more than that), so I am happy to have new life breathed into something I know, and love, so well.

So--does this look fun? Or lame? Or possibly both?

Rocking and rolling news

First, big news that Diane hinted at last week and that finally I found out about a day later. Jane and the Damned was picked as one of Booklist's Top Ten Horror books of 2011. I've no idea who that Stephen King guy is or how he got on it. Here's Booklist's blurb:
Mullany rewrites history in more ways than one in this novel, which sets up Jane Austen as a vampire. A fast-paced adventure for those who don’t mind the vampire craze impinging upon historical events and beloved authors.
A mass market edition of Bespelling Jane Austen comes out September 27, available for preorder at Amazon or Bookdepository (where it's on sale with free shipping worldwide). I really love this cover.

Other than that, the big news here is the earthquake and although I'm becoming anxious for another topic of conversation I did want to talk about it a little. However I think the next topic of conversation will be the storm of the century, year, month, or even week--as the Washington Post eloquently predicts it will be "dumping inches of rain." I love that precision. Inches, eh. Two inches? Six? I guess wet is wet.

But what I found really interesting was the reaction of people to it, what they felt and heard. I was at work. My office is about three blocks from the White House, so we tend to get rather nervous about the unexpected, particularly on fine autumnal days. My experience was this: there was a tremendously loud bang and a jolt. I noticed my legs were shaking. Much later I realized that it wasn't my legs. My first thought was that a truck had smashed into our building but we could see nothing outside. Then we noticed everyone else was leaving the building. So we did too. Wrong! Bits n pieces could fall on your head. They didn't.

So we hung around outside and enjoyed the sunshine. Everyone was on their cell and, naturally, posting to FB. By then we'd figured out it was an earthquake although the only one I'd experienced before was much quieter. After a while our boss ushered us back inside and sent an email that the next time it happened we should huddle with him beneath a table (no thanks).
And that was it. I can't say I was scared particularly but a lot of people who experienced more dramatic shaking and swaying of their locations were; I was on the second floor of a fairly solid 1930s building. Everyone's perception of the event was different and everyone's story of it is changing and will change.

And that's pretty much what happens when you take on one of the beloved tropes of mass market fiction and make it your own--do it well, and it will change.

In preparation for the rigors of the weekend I went to the library to pick up some reading material in case the power goes out--this is my version of emergency preparedness, folks--and left with that special warm glow you get for paying your fines up to date.

My emergency reading matter--other than a kindle full of Austen--are books I've been meaning to get to for some time, so they constitute some sort of guilty pleasure wishlist: Faithful Place by Tana French, North by Northanger by Carrie Bebris (love that title! And I'm meeting her at the JASNA conference in October) and Fly Away Home by Jennifer Weiner.

What's your emergency reading matter?

Carolyn Goes Geeky

I have another cheesy post for you this Wednesday. At the day and night job we have begun transitioning onto the new severs. This means that although I will actually be heinously busy over the next two weeks, after that, this crisis will be behind me. And none too soon. Did I mention that I have revisions due? Yes. I should be doing that, not blogging.

Then again, this blog gives me an excuse to tell you that you may now join the Arjun Rampal Fan Club for Romance Authors and Readers. Leave a comment over at my blog and you're in.

Also, I can post this from a really wonderful review of Indiscreet over at Goassmer Obessions.


Some books, some blessed books, grab you with the first page, with language so lyrical and hooked you're excited to keep reading even before you're entirely sure what you're reading, with settings so vivid and intricately described, yet never so vivid and intricately described as the characters.

Indiscreet is one of them. It has the plot of an Italian opera, the theme of a fairy tale, and a writing style as rich, textured and gorgeous as only romances can be.

So, that was a highlight of my week.

Man Stuff or is it Girl Stuff?


Here's another hightlight:




Reference Books

In other miscellaneous news, I have two favorite research books to share with you.

The first is The Oxford Companion to the Law by David M. Walker. What I LOVE about this book, besides the explanations of the state of British law with almost uniform reference to WHEN the laws were like what (awesome!) there are also lists of the names of every person ever to have held office in Britain from 975 (NO, I did not miss a digit) forward. Kings, Queens, Regents, Judges, Chancellors, Vice-Chancellors, Cabinet members etc AND THE YEARS THEY HELD THE OFFICE.

I often refer to this book. I bought it way back when I lived in the used book store heaven of Berkeley, California. Naturally, the Univ. of California Press had a bookstore, and they also had a good used section.

The other is new. Roget's International Thesaurus, Seventh Edition. It's fun and useful to just flip idly through the pages. Interestingly enough, this book has a cover blurb. Seriously. "A sterling reference tool." -- Time

Who the heck was in charge of lining up blurbs for this book?

"Thumb-Indexed for Easier Browsing!" with a graphic of a thumb. That's totally cheesy but I love this new and updated thesaurus. It IS easier to use.

My previous Roget's is from 1965 and was published by St. Martin's Press. The cover blurb is unattributed: "The best thesaurus in the world"

Somehow I missed the news that the NEW Roget's jumped ship to Collins, though I did hear the news of the updated edition and pre-ordered it about a year in advance (it was late).

And there's all the news that matters for Wednesday.

What are you favorite reference books?



An Anniversary

I just realized something this weekend--I have been writing now for ten years. Ten Years!!! How is that even possible? The time has just flown by, and it's hard now to remember which story came in which year, but my first came out in 2001.

I wrote Her Kind of Man (which had a different working title then, but now I can't remember what it was!) when I was in college. It was mostly an escape from writing term papers, and a challenge to myself to see if I could actually write a whole book. I had been reading romances since I was ten years old (getting started with Barbara Cartlands, a few Heyers, the old Sunfire YA historicals, stuff like that), so naturally I thought of writing a romance. This story was my first (and only!) Western, and I had no expectations of it beyond something fun to try. But then I happened to go to an RT convention with another romance-reading friend (with no idea of what to expect there, since I did not read the magazine at the time!), sat in on a workshop about how to submit manuscripts, met some editors, and decided to give it a try. It was bought by Kensington's now-defunct Precious Gems line...

And now I can't believe it has been that long. I've never looked at the story again--I am too scared, since it was my "learning book" (plus I never re-read my stuff when it's an actual book and can't be changed--too frustrating!), but if you're curious it is no available as an ebook from Belgrave House.

What was the first book you ever wrote, or the first romance you ever read? (I'm pretty sure my "first" was Cartland's Elizabethan Lover, where the heroine disguises herself as a boy and stows away on the hero's ship as he sails off the New World. It was quickly followed by a Viking romance whose title has been lost to the mists of time...))

Mia Marlowe winner


Congratulations to the winner of Mia Marlowe's Touch of a Thief....

PJ

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Regency Writing Retreat - Byron-style

I'm in Berkeley Springs, West Virginia, in a wooded vacation house with three friends, winding up a writing retreat. Great experience. It is amazing how much a person can get done with lots of quiet and no interruptions.

It made me think of another writing retreat that took place in 1816, the year without a summer. That year Percy Bysshe Shelley, his 18 year old mistress, Mary Wollstonecraft Godwin (later Mary Shelley) and her step-sister, Claire Clairmont, joined Lord Byron (by whom Claire was pregnant), and his physician and friend, John William Polidori, at Lake Geneva, Switzerland, for a holiday. The weather, however, was cold and rainy and the party was forced indoors for days at a time, reading ghost stories and discussing galvanism and the possibility of reanimating the dead. Byron issued a challenge. They should each write a ghost story.

Shelley wrote “A Fragment of a Ghost Story.” Byron abandoned his story but his friend Polidori used it to inspire his short story, “The Vampyre.” And, of course, Mary Shelley wrote Frankenstein.

It seems to me this is how writing retreats go. Some people are inspired and very productive (Mary and Polidori) and some make some progress (Shelley) and some get distracted and amuse themselves in other ways (Byron—perhaps amusing himself with Claire).

I fall in the Shelley category. Although I have made good progress on my revisions, I’m not quite through with them.

Have you gone on a working retreat? Writing Retreat or some other kind? How productive was it?

I do have writing news, though. The cover of my October Undone, The Liberation of Miss Finch, is here! And on Aug 23 (tomorrow), Valiant Soldier, Beautiful Enemy should be appearing in bookstores. Check my website tomorrow for more information.

News!

Sorry I haven’t been around much the past week or so. My excuse is I’ve been busy with some exciting projects and I’ll do better now that I’m past the hump!

I finished formatting the e-book version of LADY DEARING’S MASQUERADE. It took longer than I expected, but now that I have a detailed cheat sheet it should be much easier for my other backlist books.

Anyway, LADY DEARING’S MASQUERADE is now available for Kindle, Nook and other e-readers at Amazon, Barnes & Noble and Smashwords!

I also just did some major renovation on my author website at www.elenagreene.com. I’ve made it more elegant (IMHO) and I also cleaned up the HTML so it is no longer “deprecated.” If you do not know what it means for HTML to be deprecated, don’t worry. I barely know either!

I’ve also brought myself into the current century by getting myself a Facebook Page, which also was more complicated than I expected. Maybe I should’ve gotten a teenager to help me! If you get a chance, please stop by and visit.

Have you risen to any recent challenges, technical or otherwise?

And look to a contest next Saturday, once I figure out how to do that with e-books. Right now I need to go find some celebratory chocolate. :)

Elena

Jason Momoa Wishes Megan a Happy Birthday!

So it IS my birthday today, and thanks to the interwebs, loads of people are wishing me a good one.

Which is very sweet, but also makes me uncomfortable and squirmy, because I kinda hate having the spotlight on me.

On the other hand, all my squeeing about seeing Conan the Barbarian, and Jason Momoa, inspired my husband to ask said Momoa to hold a sign up wishing me a happy birthday while he was at the husband's workplace. So that's a good thing. I'm still blushing.

Muphry's Law and writing sex scenes

It is with great pleasure that I introduce Muphry's Law (courtesy of my lovely daughter the artist), as defined by John Bangsund of the the Victorian Society of Editors who is allowed the spelling in #1 because he was Australian:
  1. if you write anything criticising editing or proofreading, there will be a fault in what you have written;
  2. if an author thanks you in a book for your editing or proofreading, there will be mistakes in the book;
  3. the stronger the sentiment in (a) and (b), the greater the fault; and
  4. any book devoted to editing or style will be internally inconsistent.
It's tough to follow that, but I thought I'd talk about writing sex scenes. Or rather, YOU will talk about writing sex scenes, since I want some reader feedback.

What anachronisms do you tolerate in the heroine's underwear
  1. Drawers that need to be removed
  2. Black and/or red garment a la Fredericks of Hollywood
  3. Victorian (much sexier) corset
  4. None. They're all cheating
  5. Heck, who cares. They'll be removed anyway
What location do you favor?
  1. The ducal bed
  2. The ducal bed even if the hero isn't the duke
  3. The garden
  4. The conservatory
  5. The stables
  6. The drawing room
  7. The library
  8. The second undergardener's shed while he's on lunch break
  9. The ... insert any other room in the house
  10. A carriage
  11. A carriage in Hyde Park when the fashionable parade
  12. An open carriage
  13. An open carriage in Hyde Park when the fashionable parade
  14. On horseback (one horse)
  15. On horseback (two horses)
  16. On horseback (any number of horses) in Hyde Park when the fashionable parade
  17. Other
How long do you like the orgasm to last (the characters')?
  1. A chapter
  2. At least six pages
  3. One page
  4. One paragraph
  5. One sentence
  6. A punctuation mark (yes, Pam Rosenthal, I'm talking about you. Read her books for seriously well written stuff)
At that moment, the hero should cry out the name of
  1. The heroine
  2. His mother
  3. His dog
  4. His nurse
  5. His best friend at Eton
Afterward, the heroine should say
  1. [insert hero's name] never have I experienced anything so wonderful and beautiful.
  2. Where is my absolutely anachronistic underwear? Oh, you ripped it!
  3. I can't wait to tell my sisters
  4. I can't wait to tell everyone at Almacks
  5. Can we eat now?
Who laces the heroine back into her stays?
  1. The hero
  2. Her maid, hovering outside the bedchamber door
  3. No problem, she has a zipper
  4. He shouts down into the taproom of the inn for assistance.
Any other preferences?

Well, Here We Are Again

OK. first off, the day job as day and night job continues. The next 2-3 weeks will be even more so as we transition onto the new infrastructure. I'm so sleep deprived it's not even funny.

Second off, the NEW hard drive in my computer failed (after the 1st one died) and I had to buy a new computer. Which means the last two days of "writing time" have been spent at the Apple store or doing file restores and setting up the new computer. The new computer is awesome by the way.

Third, I just got revisions. I think my head will explode.

This means that today I have nothing Regency for you. Forgive me. All I have is this news:

It seems there is a LOT of love out there for My Other One True Love (who might actually be my One True Love) Arjun Rampal. I am not the first Romance Author to use him as the mental model for a hero, and I do not think I will be the last.

We will do awesome things like:
  • Have a secret handshake
  • Share info about AR
  • Watch his movies
  • Post information about which books have been inspired (writing AND reading) by Arjun Rampal
  • Devise clever flavors of ice cream, possibly with toppings, and given them Rampal inspired names. Like, A bowl of ice-cream with 4 flavors plus nuts (or sprinkles for the nut averse) will be The Rock On Rampal.
  • Have name tags or something
  • Have a twitter hash tag. I suggest #RampalRomance
  • Other awesome stuff we think of
Where? Well, right now, my blog will be the Fan Club Headquarters. To join, you should leave a comment there.

I'll probably build out a page on my website, or perhaps set up a separate section on the blog. When I'm not on deadline, which I am right now, plus I just got revisions. In the meantime, sign up! Leave suggestions etc! Share your love and admiration and, if you're an author, which titles are inspired by him.

In case you need inspiration, because God knows I do right now:


You could leave a comment about anything, but if you talk about Arjun Rampal that would be awesome.

Birthday Celebrations

Here at Riskies, we just finished celebrating our blog birthday celebration! This week is Risky Megan's birthday, plus another friend of mine is having her birthday party tomorrow night (note to self: go buy card!), so birthdays are on my mind today. And what's the best part of a birthday? (besides getting bookstore gift cards, that is...) Cake of course! So I was curious and looked up a very brief history of the birthday cake...

It seems that our idea of a birthday cake dates to around the middle of the 19th century (the Victorians liked to do everything up big--weddings, funerals, birthdays), but cake associated with special occasions goes back to the ancient Greeks. In Greece and Rome, cakes that resembled flat rounds made with nut flour, leavened with yeast and sweetened with honey, were served at important birthdays and weddings. Candles seem to have come from this time as well, since it was believed that covering a cake with lighted candles made it glow like the moon (so it was often an offering to Artemis, virgin huntress goddess of the moon). It's also thought that the smoke from the candles could carry prayers to the gods--maybe a precursor to our idea of the birthday wish?

In parts of Germany in the 15th century, some savvy bakers hit on the idea of making special one-layer cakes for customers' birthdays. By the 17th century, the upper classes had cakes much like our own idea of a proper birthday cake--multi-layered, icing, decorations. Elaborate birthday parties seem to be a Victorian thing--the Victorians really liked doing everything up big (weddings, funerals, etc). In the Regency, birthdays would be celebrated but in a more low-key way--a special dish at dinner maybe, cakes, gifts like handkerchiefs or books. But a well-known personage's birthday was always more elaborate. A letter written in 1799 by Goethe says, "...when it was time for dessert, the prince's entire livery...carried a generous-size torte with colorful flaming candles - amounting to some fifty candles - that began to melt and threatened to burn down, instead of there being enough room for candles indicating upcoming years, as is the case with children's festivities of this kind..."

Oh, and the song "Happy Birthday" became popular in the early 20th century (it first appeared in print in 1912). Now it's the number one most recognized song in the English language...

Here is a recipe for a black forest chocolate cake I always like on my birthday! (but I'll have to wait a while for it, since my big day is not until January...)

Ingredients
  • 1 cup milk
  • 1 tablespoon vinegar
  • 1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
  • 2 cups white sugar
  • 3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
  • 1 teaspoon baking powder
  • 2 teaspoons baking soda
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 2 eggs
  • 1/2 cup vegetable oil
  • 1 cup strong brewed coffee, cold
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract

  • 1 (21 ounce) can cherry pie filling
  • 1/2 cup cherry liqueur
  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease and flour two 8 inch cake pans. Make sour milk by combining milk and vinegar. Set aside.
  2. Sift together the flour, sugar, cocoa powder, baking soda, baking powder and salt. Set aside. In a large bowl, whisk together the eggs, oil, coffee and vanilla. Stir in the sour milk. Gradually beat in the flour mixture, mixing just until incorporated.
  3. Pour batter into prepared pans. Bake in the preheated oven for 30 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center of the cake comes out clean. Allow cake layers to cool completely before filling.
  4. To make the cherry filling: Combine the cherry pie filling and cherry liquor. Refrigerate cherry mixture until chilled, then fill cake


Of course, if you feel like going the opposite direction, there is always Cake Wrecks for inspiration. I love that site!

What do you do on your birthday? What's your favorite kind of cake?

Maggie Robinson's winner

Courtney Herda, you're Maggie's winner!

Congrats! Email your contact info to riskies AT yahoo.com and we'll contact Maggie.

Thanks for visiting, everyone!

Mia Marlowe talks about A Knack For Trouble

Today I'm giving up my Monday for a special guest! Mia Marlowe. Mia was a classically trained soprano, who learned storytelling from performing operatic roles. Now she's an award winning author. Her work was even featured in the Best of 2010 issue of PEOPLE Magazine. Today, Mia is here to talk about A Knack for Trouble, her novella in IMPROPER GENTLEMEN.

"Suspense abounds in Marlowe's Victorican A Knack for Trouble! The stories all will appeal to fans of antiheroes and historical romance." -- Publishers Weekly

"A sizzling tale, Mia Marlowe's A Knack for Trouble is a delightfully humorous and suspense-filled read that will keep you guessing." -- Romance Junkies

First of all, thanks for having me here at Risky Regencies, Diane! I love this site.

Tell us about A Knack for Trouble, your novella in IMPROPER GENTLEMEN.
A Knack for Trouble is the story of Aidan Danaher. Against all odds, he's become Lord Stonemere and the English side of his family is scandalized by an Irish baron in Wiltshire! Of course, the fact that he also spent time in the penal colony on Bermuda doesn't help. However, Aidan's real gift for trouble is related to his "Knack"--a Celtic ability of being able to implant an idea in another person's mind. Think of it as a Jedi Mind Trick, but delivered with buckets of Irish charm!
What was the inspiration for A Knack for Trouble?
My DH and took a cruise to Bermuda last year and had a chance to tour Royal Dock and the Commissioner's House, which was built by Irish convict labor in 1827. The place had built in conflict and the idea of the commissioner's daughter having an illicit affair with the leader of the Irish prisoners took shape in my mind.
What is risky about the story?
Forbidden love is always risky. The tale opens with Aidan sneaking out of the airless ship at the dock that held the prisoners and scaling the outside of Commissioners House to join Rosalinde in a secret tryst. If you'd like to read that scene, here's a SECRET LINK to the excerpt!

Another reason this story is risky is that while Aidan confessed to murder to protect someone else, now he wants to clear his name. To do that, he and Rosalinde have to uncover the real killer, who obviously doesn't want anyone poking into the past.

Oh! if you're collecting Romance Trading Cards, I'd love to send you set of my heroes. Visit my website for details on how you can receive Aidan Danaher and friends in your mailbox!
Did you come across any interesting research while writing A Knack for Trouble?
Part of the story takes place on Aidan's estate in Wiltshire, a lovely part of England famous for its Chalk Horses carved into the hillside turf. And part of the tale takes place on Bermuda, one of the few British outposts that didn't have an indigenous population to displace when the first shipwrecked settlers straggled ashore. The Brits always recreated their culture wherever they went and as you can see from this photo, Commissioners House is a jewel of late Regency architecture. If you'd like to see more pics of this lovely place, please visit my blog about this special setting.
Did you and your fellow anthology mates collaborate on the stories?
No, we didn't, but we all had the same mandate--that our heroes needed to be outside the box. I didn't think I could get much further beyond the Regency pale than a hero who spent time as a convicted felon.
What is next for you?
Thanks for asking! I'm so excited about my next release--SINS OF THE HIGHLANDER! Speaking of collaborations, this is my first novel written with romance legend Connie Mason. Since Connie's readers are used to globetrotting, the tale is set in 16th century Scotland. If a slightly mad hero and a heroine who has the Sight sounds like your kind of story, I hope you'll put SINS OF THE HIGHLANDER on your list. I'll be updating my website soon with an excerpt from this story, so if you'd like to be notified when it's available, please sign up for my newsletter.

Since my co-author Maggie Robinson was just here and probably offered a copy of IMPROPER GENTLEMEN, I'd love to offer Risky Regency readers a chance to win a copy of TOUCH OF A THIEF.

This is one of my backlist titles that recently earned a rare starred review from Publishers Weekly. It's the story of Greydon Quinn, who wants to intercept a rare red diamond on its way to the Royal Collection. He needs the help of the Mayfair Jewel Thief, so he sets a trap for the burglar. Quinn never expected the thief to be a woman who'd steal his heart as well.

I love this story. Plus I think the cover deserves an award for sheer beauty of composition, don't you?

Leave a comment or question for me to be entered in the random drawing and be sure to check back tomorrow to see if you're a winner! To get the ball rolling, I'll start with a question for YOU: What's your favorite name for a hero and why does it appeal to you?
Oh, good question, Mia! And great information. Thank you so much for being our guest on my Monday!


Maggie Robinson chat and contest

I had the great privilege of meeting an online friend in real life this summer--the funny and talented Maggie Robinson, who is just as funny and smart in person. She pressed upon me an ARC of Mistress by Marriage, which I giggled over on the journey home and found was the next best thing to having a conversation with her. So I pressed her into an appearance at the Riskies to talk about her funny, touching, sexy book.

Maggie, welcome. Tell us how Mistress by Marriage came about.

Mistress by Marriage (Kensington Brava, September 2011) was a title first before I ever had a glimmer of an idea. All the Mistress books are Mistress by Something Starting With An M. I’d done Midnight. I’d done Mistake. What else starts with M? Mistress by Menopause just didn’t have the right cachet. When I came up with Marriage, I had a real “aha” moment. What would get a married couple to rekindle their dead romance? How could two totally opposite individuals reconcile and have their HEA? Caroline and Edward had huge obstacles to overcome, both internally and externally. (And of the three Mistress books, this is definitely my favorite.)

This is your third and final book in the Courtesan Court Trilogy. Was it sad for you to say goodbye to the series and your characters?

I feel like I live on Jane Street with all its naughty ladies, LOL. Both my novellas have been set there, too. Actually, my next book, Master of Sin (April 2012) is technically the last book in what Brava is calling the Courtesan Court series. The very unlikely hero Andrew Rossiter is introduced in Marriage, so I expect references to the neighborhood will pop up in the future.

I found both Caroline and Edward such adorable and annoying people. Do you find yourself basing characters, or at least some of their characteristics, on people you know?

You caught me out. Edward and Caroline share some traits with my husband and myself (although John is not quite as proper and uptight as Edward, he always tries to do the right and honorable thing). Caroline tries to make everyone happy around her and doesn’t feel she deserves her own happiness. As a mom of four, I can relate. However, I’m not a gorgeous redhead addicted to jewels, although diamonds are nice if they’re conflict-free.

Ha! I suspected as much. (Has your hubby read it?) Your heroine Caroline is a writer. Did you ever feel that you wanted to be sidetracked into writing her books?

While Caroline and I share an unfortunate addiction to alliteration, I think she’s way more gothic and lurid than I am. And I hope I’m a better writer. Anyone who writes “He advanced toward her, his green eyes glittering like evil glass” needs to go to writing rehab. I had such fun with her titles and blurbs at the beginning of each chapter, though, and was pleased when Publisher’s Weekly said “the most fun derives from the way Caroline skewers society in her novels, with quotes from the books presented at the top of each chapter like bonbons.”

Caroline also uses her books to very conveniently kill off her Edward-like characters. There may be no evil glass, but there is no end to the creativity of her evil mind as she buries the man in mining mishaps and tosses him off mountain tops.

What's your favorite scene in the book?

I’m very partial to when Edward kidnaps Caroline and introduces her to his “list.” Poor guy.

Tell us about your research on divorce law.


Let me tell you, it was nigh on to impossible to end a marriage, and only a husband could sue his wife for divorce, no matter how awful he might be. Women had NO recourse to throw the bums out, and they had no rights to any children of the marriage. There were three stages—one had to prove infidelity and sue the wife’s paramour (the criminal conversation portion, or crim con), go through the ecclesiastical court and then get a Bill of Divorcement from Parliament. It was a rare, lengthy and expensive procedure. I can see why people remained married even if they hated each other.

You have a novella out this month too. Tell us about the anthology and your contribution.

To Match a Thief is part of Brava’s Improper Gentlemen with Diane Whiteside and Mia Marlowe. All the gentlemen are…improper. ;) My characters Lucy and Simon are childhood lovers who have changed considerably from their very humble beginnings. They may have been separated for thirteen years, but the spark’s still there, even if Lucy is London’s most fabled courtesan. Or is she? The fun of the novella is that no one is quite who they seem, right down to the singer in Simon’s favorite opera.

What do you like to read for fun?

The Riskies’ books, of course! I’m devoted to nineteenth century-set historical romances, as well as the historical mysteries of Ashley Gardner, C.S. Harris and Deanna Raybourn.

What's next for you?

As my edgier self Margaret Rowe, I have a story, Wicked Wedding Night, in the Berkley Heat anthology Agony/Ecstasy (December 2011). Three more Maggie Robinson books are contracted through 2013. The new London List series revolves around a Craigslist-like Regency newspaper operated by a very unusual editor. I can’t wait for readers to meet E. Ramsey.

Thanks so much to the Riskies for having me back today! I’m giving away both Improper Gentlemen AND Mistress by Marriage to one commenter who tells me how to kill off an estranged husband in a romance novel! Be as gory as you like. Caroline would approve.

Who Knew?



I recently visited the MOST (Milton J Rubinstein Museum of Science and Technology) in Syracuse, NY, where there was an exhibit on the history of human flight. It began with some information on early ballooning, interesting though familiar since I've read a lot of books on the subject. But there was also a section devoted to Sir George Cayley (1773-1857) who invented what was said to be the first glider in 1804.

Sir George Cayley has been called the Father of Aviation. He was the first to identify the four forces that influence flight: weight, lift, drag and thrust and designed (though never built, of course) the first airplane. The picture here is of his 1804 glider. He continued to work with gliders, designing a biplane with "flappers", which was flown in 1849 and the first manned glider, which was flown in 1853. There's a story that the pilot was Cayley's coachman, and that afterwards he said, "Please, Sir George, I wish to give notice, I was hired to drive and not to fly."

This all made me think of Laura Kinsale's MIDSUMMER MOON, in which the heroine invents a manned glider. I can't locate my copy (I think I loaned it to a friend) and I can't remember if there was an author's note. In any case, what I learned at the MOST confirms that the heroine's invention was not out of line with what real inventors were working on during the general time period.

I love when things like this are used in books, such as the blood transfusion in Mary Jo Putney's SHATTERED RAINBOWS (which does have a useful historical note). IMHO it's important that the cool bit of research support the overall story, which in both these cases it does.


Have you learned anything new or unusual recently through reading historical fiction? Through visiting a museum or exhibit? Any interesting bits of research you'd like to see used in fiction?


Elena


The Things He Does For Love; or, Happy Birthday, Megan!


Ack! I am sorry this is so late--life, etc.

Anyway, this week's posts have been so much fun to read--yay for my fellow inventive Riskies, who are showing pretties and thinking of deliciously meta posts.

But this post isn't about them; it's about ME!

See, my birthday is next week, and I have secured the highest possible sacrifice from my husband to celebrate my birth: He is taking me to see Conan the Barbarian the day it opens, August 19th, which is also my birthday. See how that works?

And if I had to make a Dream Birthday List, I think being able to caress Jason Momoa's chest would be right up there. Along with scale Alexander Skarsgard's height, stare in Clive Owen's green eyes, and force Richard Armitage to talk to me. About coffee varieties, or the latest trend in footwear.

So if you had a Dream Birthday List, what would be on it? Who would be on it?

Megan

Prinny Goes Adventuring Again


As you know here at the Riskies--and I'm sure we're not the only bloggers to do so--sometimes we tear out our hair trying to think of topics to blog on. One of my standards is Historic UK which gives dates of birthdays and historic events. I found myself caught between a rock and a hard place--today is the birthday of children's author Enid Blyton. Tomorrow is Prinny's birthday.

I grew up reading Enid Blyton, and my mother later admitted that she couldn't bear reading her unlimpid prose aloud, but she did, bless her, just as I much later gritted my teeth and read the Berenstein Bears to my daughter (it's part of the mother job description). So, what better way to celebrate these auspicious personages than to present an excerpt from Enid Blyton's forgotten masterpiece Prinny Goes Adventuring Again.

"I say!" Prinny said. "Are you sure you aren't a girl, George?"

"No I'm bally not," said George "Beau" Brummel, tossing his head of black curls. "I'm naturally pretty."

"I say, chaps," said Julian, Lord Manlyboynaturalleader, "Don't be such rotters. I think there are foreign spies on that mysterious island on the Thames. I've seen lights there at night and heard people speaking in French."

"And this morning this washed up with the tide," said Lady Ann Mostlydecorativegirlygirl. "It's a box but I can't open it."

"Let me try." Prinny took the box from Ann and ran his hands all over her.

"All you need to do is use the key that washed up with it," said plain sensible Marjorie, the Duchess of BoringCharacter-Movestheplotforward.

"Gosh!" said Julian as the box clicked open. It was full of papers covered in mysterious symbols.

Timmy the dog barked!

"That looks like a foreign language," George said. "Let's all get in our curricles and ride out there. They are obviously desperate criminals."

"I'll bring the ham sandwiches and lemonade!" Marjorie said. "And a bone for Timmy."

"Shouldn't we ask Papa first?" Prinny said.

"No, he's busy in Windsor Park. He'll be talking to oak trees for hours," George said. "Get your clothes on, Ann. There's no time to be lost."

Timmy the dog barked again!

What books did you like reading as a kid and which books do you like or hate reading aloud to the kids in your life?

Winner round up

Here's a ( partial) round up of winners from our birthday party last week. If you've already contacted us, consider this an additional congratulation. If you haven't, email us at riskies AT yahoo.com.

A Singular Lady by Megan Frampton: Jo's Daughter
Unlacing the Lady in Waiting by Amanda McCabe: Kat
The Wanton Governess by Barbara Monajem: Maria
His Blushing Bride by Elena Greene: Cathy P
Dedication by Janet Mullany: girlygirlhoosier52
Amazon gift cards for $20 each: Barbara and librarypat
A chocolatey gift card from Carolyn Jewel: catinbody

Awaiting your emails with breathless anticipation and thanks for coming to our birthday party,

The Riskies xxxxxxx


The Winner! Plus Regency Planets

The Risky Anniversary Birthday Bash Winner

 

catinbody

Catinbody, email me at carolyn AT carolynjewel.com with your name and at least an email address so I can get you the gift card. Not sure if I need your mailing address. I might.


Regency Planets


My 1807 Brooke's Gazeteer starts its listing of all places geographical in Michneresque fashion: with a discussion of the solar system.

Here are the Regency planets in the order listed:

  1. Mercury
  2. Venus
  3. Earth
  4. Mars
  5. Jupiter
  6. Saturn
  7. The Georgian

The first 6 should be pretty familiar to you and doubtless you've noticed the list seems to be missing one or two planets along with a bonus mystery planet. There are 8 planets, as you probably know. 9 if you can't bear to give up Pluto.


Number 7, The Georgian, is better known to us today as Uranus. From Brook's Gazeteer:

The Georgian, the most remote planet in our system, had escaped the observation of every astronomer, as a planet, till the 13th of March 1781, when it was ascertained to be a planet by Mr. Herschel, at Bath, who gave it the name of Georgium Sidus, as a mark of respect to his present majesty. Foreign astronomers, however, in general, call it by the name of the discoverer . . . It shines with a faint steady light, somewhat paler and fainter than Jupiter; but its apparent diameter being only about four seconds, it can only be seen by the naked eye in a clear night, when the Moon is absent. Six satellites, attending upon it, have since been discovered.


A little additional Googling about reveals that on the 13th of March, 1781 Mr. Herschel was trying out a new telescope. I bet everyone called Herschel Gadget Boy. If they didn't they should have. This is how you justify cool toys: But honey! I know you want a new butter mold, but lookit! A planet!
201 years later, Voyager 2 flew past The Georgian (in 1982) getting closest in 1986. Think about that. In 1781 they didn't even have the internal combustion engine. 201 years later, we're flying spacecraft. Holy heck.


Basically, everyone seemed to recognize that Georgium Sidus was a lame name for a planet and folks all over the place put forth various other names, some of them equally lame-- Neptune Great Britain? Really?  --but finally in 1850, the suggestion of Uranus stuck, leading, as we all know, to any number of schoolyard jokes about that name.

Perhaps the original name is not so surprising once you know that George III then gave Herschel a L200 per year stipend provided he move to Windsor and let the Royal family look through his telescope. You can read more about this at the Wikipedia article on Uranus minus my patented way with words of course.

What about Neptune? According to Wikipedia:
Neptune was mathematically predicted before it was directly observed. With a prediction by Urbain Le Verrier, telescopic observations confirming the existence of a major planet were made on the night of September 23, 1846, and into the early morning of the 24th, at the Berlin Observatory, by astronomer Johann Gottfried Galle (assisted by Heinrich Louis d'Arrest), working from Le Verrier's calculations. It was a sensational moment of 19th century science and dramatic confirmation of Newtonian gravitational theory. In François Arago's apt phrase, Le Verrier had discovered a planet "with the point of his pen."
(My emphasis of the date)

Others had observed the wiggle in The Georgian's orbit, but it took a while for someone to posit that the wiggle was caused by another planet. Score one for Newton and the scientific method. The Wikepedia article on Neptune and the section on all the people, going back to Gallileo, who may have observed it, but not realized it was a planet is fascinating reading. I highly recommend reading the Wikipedia entry.

Pluto, you ask? Well, Pluto isn't a planet. Sorry.

Therefore, during the Regency, be careful of what planets people might discuss, how many they think there are and also what they called them. Not to mention what country they're in or from when they're showing off by naming the planets. Note that my Brook's Gazeteer listed the Uranus as The Georgian and only in the description did it give the name Georgium Sidus.

Do you have a favorite planet? If so, which one? Where do you fall on the Pluto demotion?

Everyone Is A Critic

Happy Tuesday, everyone! Hope everyone's weekend was good--I went on a writing retreat with a few friends, where we all sat down and worked on our WIPs during the day and went out to eat and gossip in the evening, which was wonderful fun and very productive besides. Sometimes at home it can be hard to concentrate, but when I'm accountable to people for my progress I tend to get more done. Plus spending time with friends--a bonus!

One aspect of writing that can be not-so-fun sometimes is reviews. Good, bad, wrong, right, whatever, if you're a writer (even unpublished) you will get them. I've been reading a funny new book called How Shakespeare Changed Everything by Stephen Marche. It claims that "...Shakespeare permeates our everyday lives: from the words we speak to the teenage heartthrobs we worship to the political rhetoric spewed by the twenty-four-hour news cycle." For instance--Shakespeare coined over 1700 words, including abstemious, accused, addiction, amazement, anchovy, assassination (and that's just a few of the A words!). One chapter I found interesting talks about how Tolstoy hated Shakespeare, loathed him, and in fact wrote a whole book (Tolstoy on Shakespeare) about why Shakespeare was so horrible. See--everyone gets bad press sometimes....

It seems Tolstoy, when he met Chekhov (whose characters are rather Shakespearean in their complexity) "Shakespeare wrote badly, but you're worse still!". In his book, he had these main complaints about Shakespeare's plays:
1) "Shakespeare's bad technique. He finds the characters weak and spoiled. He finds the language overblown and exaggerated."
2) "Shakespeare's amorality.
3) "Shakespeare's lack of religion."

In other words, according to Marche: "Shakespeare is a messy writer in which virtue and vice are fluid and no definite conclusions about God emerge. And he is absolutely correct." Just one of the reasons Shakespeare appeals in every time period and to all sorts of people, I suppose. "The reason we love such a messy writer, with a contingent sense of right and wrong and a vague attitude toward the ultimate meaning of the universe, is that we are messy, and the ultimate meaning of right and wrong is contingent...'It depends' is the accurate answer to most questions...Tolstoy objected to the messiness of Shakespeare's means and purposes." Tolstoy also objected to the complicated endings of the plays and Shakespeare's loose sense of time and place.

So even Shakespeare has people (even people as important as Tolstoy!) who don't like their work. :) But I definitely recommend Marche's book, which is a lot of fun. (And I like to read both Shakespeare and Tolstoy...)

What have you been reading this week?? What are some of your favorite "messy" Shakespeare plays?

Diane's Jane Austen Centre Wishlist

Every once in a while I browse the Jane Austen Centre's online gift shop. I've ordered gifts from the catalogue in the past, most notably the I love Darcy totebags as gifts to my writing friends one Christmas.

If I had money to burn, here is what I'd buy:



The caption reads: "Feel like Jane Bennett and dream of your Mr Bingley!"

I don't know if I'd dream of Bingley, but I love the nightgown

Price: $51.84







Maybe I'd actually write in a journal if I owned this one.

Cost: $48.60













Because one cannot ever have too many totebags and this is a very pretty one!

Cost: $21.06









A coffee mug!

"I am half agony, half hope."
The romantic line Capt. Wentworth wrote to Ann.

Cost: $24.30












This CD features music Jane would have played.

Cost: $19.44







That's enough of an indulgence for now. Any of these items are affordable (some costumes from the giftshop are not), if extravagant. Furthermore, I don't need any of them!

What is on your wishlist? Jane Austen Centre or otherwise, what things do you pine for, things you really could afford, but that seem too frivolous to actually purchase?

Don't forget that Valiant Soldier, Beautiful Enemy is on sale at eHarlequin right now and will be on bookstore shelves Aug 23.
 
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